Why it works

The rifle wraps quilted black leather panels around polished gold hardware with white piping between them, and the gloves split cream panels against dark brown with a metal star at the cuff. Both pieces are built like luxury goods rather than weapons, which is the joke the rifle is making.

What it costs

With AK-47 | The Oligarch in Minimal Wear and Driver Gloves | Black Tie in Minimal Wear, the set comes to $387. Driver Gloves | Black Tie is 73% of that; in Field-Tested it is $119, which saves $163, but check the render first.