Why it works

The rifle looks genuinely dirty, dusty tan with blue finger drawings scrawled through the grime, and the wraps carry a snake pattern over brown cloth. Both pieces look used rather than finished, which is the joke the rifle is making.

What it costs

With M4A1-S | Wash me plz in Factory New and Hand Wraps | Constrictor in Field-Tested, the set comes to $51. Hand Wraps | Constrictor is 99% of that, so it is the piece to budget around.