Why it works

The weapon is a single flat construction yellow with a dark frame beneath, and the wraps carry hazard stripes and lettering in the same shade. Literal rather than subtle, and it works because both pieces commit to the joke.

What it costs

With MP9 | Bulldozer in Minimal Wear and Hand Wraps | CAUTION! in Minimal Wear, the set comes to $416. MP9 | Bulldozer is 57% of that; in Field-Tested it is $95, which saves $142 and is hard to spot in first person.